Everything' s ready, the gifts are in the bag, the lock on the chimney has been removed and the elves took all precautions inside the house. The way is free. The way is clear... the way is right there... but Santa's fear of heights and the oppressive darkness of the narrow shaft don't make it an easy one.
Write a haiku or limerick on any topic (e.g. about your work) to distract Santa from his anxiety.